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Cynical
09-14-2003, 02:29 AM
how long does it take for a guy to *** when getting a hand job?? My boyfriend wont ***...wtf am I doing wrong?

Promosapien
09-14-2003, 11:24 AM
... i'd say anywhere between 6 and 20 minutes... don't be rough tho... heh

SCB
09-14-2003, 11:49 AM
Originally posted by Cynical
how long does it take for a guy to *** when getting a hand job?? My boyfriend wont ***...wtf am I doing wrong?

ive gotten off from that like....twice in my life.

may not be anything at all youre doing wrong, might just be him.

ooh_sh1t_son
09-14-2003, 12:29 PM
i once heard someone saying that they gave their boyfriend a handjob during class once. and it prolly was a lie, but how in the **** would you even do that without the teacher figuring out?

imported_GoGoGadgetPenis
09-14-2003, 01:43 PM
If the teacher was blind, it could be plausible.

Promosapien
09-14-2003, 02:40 PM
If the teacher was the one giving the hand-job... :D

imported_Goshinga
09-14-2003, 03:11 PM
Well you're probably doing it wrong.

You're doing it with rocks right? WHAT? You're NOT!11? That makes the whole event much more pleasureable. Instead of using your hand just use 2 rocks or something. They *** much faster that way. *** is supposed to be red right?

Good luck to you.

SCB
09-14-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by ooh_sh1t_son
i once heard someone saying that they gave their boyfriend a handjob during class once. and it prolly was a lie, but how in the **** would you even do that without the teacher figuring out?

not as tough as youd think, same basic principle as messing around with parents in the room.

ooh_sh1t_son
09-14-2003, 05:05 PM
.. why would you WANT to mess around with parents in the room?

imported_GoGoGadgetPenis
09-14-2003, 05:11 PM
Maybe that's the kind of thing that gets them off.


Whatever floats their sexual boat.

ooh_sh1t_son
09-14-2003, 05:48 PM
its just a lil bit weird...

Cynical
09-14-2003, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Goshinga
Well you're probably doing it wrong.

You're doing it with rocks right? WHAT? You're NOT!11? That makes the whole event much more pleasureable. Instead of using your hand just use 2 rocks or something. They *** much faster that way. *** is supposed to be red right?

Good luck to you.

Whoa - shit. That was just too funny. Keep 'em comin'. :rolleyes:

Promosapien
09-14-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by Cynical
Whoa - shit. That was just too funny. Keep 'em comin'. :rolleyes:

Agreed.

PartyGirls
09-14-2003, 09:52 PM
I actually saw a guy jack off in class one time. It was like a study hall though and the teacher was always busy doing something. The teacher noticed but what the hell do you say to a guy who is spanking his monkey right there in class? There was no indecent exposure cuz his hand was in his pocket. Craziness. But to answer the question I have no idea really. Just do it til he stops you or you get tired and if not let him finish it off. It's not your job to get him off. I heard blo wjobs were better anyway. I like oral sex better, but I'll take whatever cuz it all feels good, so maybe it's the same for a guy. Who knows.

NoX
09-15-2003, 02:28 PM
Some Guys Just Don't Get Off From Hand Jobs Easily.....They May Jerk off Plenty And Need A Diffrent Kind Of Stimulation....

RynO
09-15-2003, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by NoX
Some Guys Just Don't Get Off From Hand Jobs Easily.....They May Jerk off Plenty And Need A Diffrent Kind Of Stimulation....

I can vouge for that.

*JussPeachy*
09-17-2003, 05:51 PM
Sometimes if you switch hands offten you can move your hand faster...once one hand gets tired switch and go as fast as possible my friend likes that.

Cynical
09-18-2003, 09:54 AM
are there any other techniques? Something i should know?

dancer1023
09-18-2003, 06:23 PM
from the guys i've talked to they've pretty much perfected their own techniques, so it's not as good when a girl does it. most would rather just get a blow job

Cynical
09-18-2003, 11:50 PM
Well I got him off today by givin him a handjob...finally. I also gave him a blowjob, something I haven't done before...which wasn't that bad.

J.R.
09-19-2003, 07:50 PM
well maybe you're not visually stimulating him, for ex: are you ugly? (joking, no offence to any ugly people)

Cynical
09-20-2003, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by J.R.
well maybe you're not visually stimulating him, for ex: are you ugly? (joking, no offence to any ugly people)

haha...well you tell me, my pics on my sig. I don't think I look like a troll....but I could be wrong. Nah...he likes my looks. But it works to get him off a lot better with lube. Scratch even trying to pull it off without any.

NoX
09-20-2003, 06:57 PM
Don't Cut your Nails And Scratch And Stuff......

Cynical
09-21-2003, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by NoX
Don't Cut your Nails And Scratch And Stuff......
I'll try to hold myself back.

storyteller
09-21-2003, 04:21 AM
I think Cynical looks great....

hmm....

sweetsteffi22
09-22-2003, 09:45 AM
My B/f usually takes btw 2 and 6 minutes. But that is now....when we first started fooling around he took way longer. Your b/f may be nervous or anything lots of stuff can cause it. Don't be tooo rough...nad play with his balls...he'll come quicker

NoX
09-22-2003, 02:04 PM
^ I Thought He Only Took 3 Minutes And 16 Seconds??

Cynical
09-22-2003, 06:22 PM
I also was wondering if anyone has any...tips on how to give blow jobs...because I've just started out and I'm a rook.

NoX
09-30-2003, 07:09 PM
Rook's Are The Best. :D